templarsalad:

"Why is your pig wearing a hat?""He sunburns real easy."

templarsalad:

"Why is your pig wearing a hat?"
"He sunburns real easy."

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layonmacduff:

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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magpieandwhale:

ladydorian:

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

Bleeding Gums Murphy!!

Oh my gosh, because yes, what we needed was a Daniel Danger-style take on Springfield. This is amazing.

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Dragon Age Keep Beta Key Giveaway!

queendread:

queendread:

I have ONE key left for the Dragon Age Keep beta, and I’d like one of my lovely followers to have it.

Since I got involved with the beta it’s improved hugely and I’m really excited for it to be released to the general public, but until then one of you gets a sneak peek! All you have to do is like/reblog this post, and using a random number generator I’ll pick one of you to get the beta key at 6pm GMT on Friday. The only rules are that you must be a follower and you must promise to love the Keep with all your heart and use the beta feedback function until it breaks!

GO GO GO

update: I can’t count. I have TWO keys left! Double the odds! woohoo!!

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find the rest here

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  • mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

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  • dragonborn: *puts on amulet of mara*
  • begger: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • other ppl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • brynjolf: sorry lass I have important things to do

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

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splatterfilm:

bb morrigan and her dumb mirror idk

splatterfilm:

bb morrigan and her dumb mirror idk

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BREAKING: September 9th will be officially an entire month since the murder of Ferguson African-American unarmed teenage Michael Brown, at the hands of racist Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. In this entire month, Officer Darren Wilson hasn’t been heard from, he has literally disappeared. He still has not been arrested, charged, or indicted in the murder of Michael Brown.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

#JusticeForMichaelBrown

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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

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